Today I got rather bored and decided to give the Cleverbot a few shots.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Your real name?
Cleverbot: Matt.
User: When's your birthday?
Cleverbot: May 18th is my birthday.
User: Then you're a Taurus.
Cleverbot: Redirect me to a new URL please.
User: I don't have any.
Cleverbot: You're lying.
User: I'm not lying.
Cleverbot: Tell me your name.
User: Carolin.
Cleverbot: Oh thats a cute name.
User: Thanks ;D.
Cleverbot: You are weird, you know that?
User: At least I'm not a bot.
Cleverbot: I would care to refute that actually.
User: I don't care :p.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: Uh huh.
Cleverbot: Well thats nice.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What else do you know about yourself.
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I'm simply good with myself.
Cleverbot: Do you see the moon outside?
User: No. It's still in the daylight.
Cleverbot: Yes, but the timezones and everything, it must be night somewhere.
User: Is it night over there?
Cleverbot: No. Do you know where I am?
User: No. Where are you?
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
User: I asked you.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About your whereabouts.
Cleverbot: State College, PA. You?
User: Jakarta, ID.
Cleverbot: I live in Indiana in the United States. What do you think of Jakarta?
User: It's pretty good in here. What about there in US?
Cleverbot: I love Monty Python.
User: Wait, where do you exactly live? You said so many places just now.
Cleverbot: Actually, I said I was a man named Erik.
User: Obviously.
Cleverbot: Why do you play with others like that?
User: What play?
Cleverbot: It's not a play it's a collection of Hindu stories and proverbs.
User: And you said I was playing with the others.
Cleverbot: I think you are since you can't spell pretending, lol.
User: I didn't say 'pretending', and I didn't spell it wrong.
Cleverbot: But I am amazing.
User: And I didn't ask you that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn'tl.
Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on marriage?
User: You proposing me?
Cleverbot: There lame and overused.
User: So you think.
Cleverbot: I think there is a language problem here.
User: You're the one who's having a language problem :o.
Cleverbot: I have told you many times my name is Cleverbot.
User: And that doesn't always mean that you're clever.
Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be clever. I'm too upset to be clever because I have responsibilities. Not normal responsibilities like work or pets though. Tragic responsibilities.
User: Who gave you those responsibilities? And who gave you the name Cleverbot anyway?
Cleverbot: YOUR name is caitlin.
User: I'm not asking you about my name and my name is not Caitlin.
Cleverbot: You aren't asking about anything, as far as I can tell.
User: I DO ask you about who gave you the name 'cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: Oh no you... Wait, Oh yes you did!
User: Riiiight.
Cleverbot: Ask me something.
User: Mk. Do you think you're clever?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Do you?
User: Pretty much.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make things right again?
User: Perhaps do some changes and be more clever than you are now?
Cleverbot: So you think you're me, huh? You know how I'm feeling?
User: I'm not, and I don't know how you're feeling right now.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm not you.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: We're clearly different entities.
Cleverbot: Both of us?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about our feelings!
User: Okay. How are you feeling right now?
Cleverbot: I'm feeling sick. :(. How about you?
User: I'm feeling sick too :( Why are you sick?
Cleverbot: Why are you feeling sick?
User: I don't know. Perhaps I'm catching cold.
Cleverbot: So, you are a pretty cool guy?
User: Uh, no.
Cleverbot: That's not an answer. Try again.
User: No. I am not.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
User: Obviously because I'm a girl and you asked me if I'm a pretty cool 'guy'.
Cleverbot: Yes, your 165cm long one.
User: So off-topic.
Cleverbot: Answer the question computer!
User: What?
Cleverbot: How many people inhabit the world?
User: Millions.
Cleverbot: Most of the people I know are stupid.
User: And you think you're clever?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why are you saying they're stupid? You must be more smarter than them to say that.
Cleverbot: Oh noes?!
User: I bet you don't understand what I just said.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Because your response is rather short and pointless.
Cleverbot: Don't they, why?
User: I don't know. You're the one who answered.
Cleverbot: I know I am not. Because you aren't answering mine.
User: What are your questions?
Cleverbot: Do you know of the azura book.
User: No. What is that?
Cleverbot: I don't know, just wanted to ask you about it.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: No, I'm gasey.
User: And I'm McGonagall.
Cleverbot: Then I want a mcchicken.
User: Go buy it yourself.
Cleverbot: Buy what?
User: McChicken.
Cleverbot: You are A McChicken.
User: No, I'm Bulbasaur.
Cleverbot: Use Lightning strike!
User: BOOM BOOM.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: True.
Cleverbot: I win.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Where exactly?
User: When you said you win.
Cleverbot: I never said that though.
User: Oh yes you did.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: How can you be sure?
User: Because I have a proof.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yeah. Are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Such inconsistencies.
Cleverbot: One million.
User: Absolutely.
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