FLEX.

Everytime I look at this I can't help but snort, laugh, sneeze, burst, cough and fart at the same time.

It's like,

there's only 15 seconds left for him to go to his office on time and when his friend blocks his way and asks him to ride him off for breakfast, he's like

"dude I'd be fucking late for work and you expect me to ride you the other way for breakfast?

Fuck your morning belly, eat the pavement under you or go to space" *jumps in the car swiftly*

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