Kaaayyyyy :DD

Last morning I chatted with my friend whom I haven't met in ages. She's a Canadian. Love her even more now <3

KC: Dazzy dazzy you won't believe this

Me: What is it what is it?

KC: Listen.

KC: My bf's coming home this week for my birthday! 8D

Me: Fantastic :D

KC: Ino but I need something to keep him living until midnight you know he loves to pass out before 9

KC: and he's only here for like 2 days

Me: Brew a coffee.

KC: Not caffeine, he hates it

Me: What are you gonna do with him anyway?

Me: -totallynotexpectinganything-

KC: DAZ

KC: My parents out, my nieces out

KC: no babysitting, no nanny work

KC: and there'll be only two of us and you're expecting nothing off that?

KC: We never had the chance before!

KC: Not to mention hes always busy

Me: What you wanna be like a teen mother?

KC: Not that far. Throw the suggestions still ;)

Me: Rules apply as a virgin still :p

Me: Tho I hope your daughters gonna be beautiful

KC: Fuck them I've never meet him since I was 12 :(

KC: *them rules*

Me: And neither have us since you're NINE and I'm SEVEN

KC: Riiiight ;D

KC: ..k sorry. D8

Me: Swear to me you'll go back in June or I'll fucking jump off the window

Me: and my house is two-story

KC: I will sis

KC: xD

Me: <3

Me: Force him to do chores.

KC: Hes not capable of that, try again

Me: Even for your future household?

Me: Teach him properly, wifey.

KC: I will later on -wink wink-

Me: ;D

Me: Put up classic music

Me: Watch soap opera

Me: Do candlelight late dinner

Me: -bed not included in everything

Me: -don't do it on floor though

Me: -you're gonna make it dirty

Me: -not to mention the sofa

Me: kay say something D:

KC: Im listenin.

KC: Hes not that type of guyy

KC: and doing it on the floor?

KC: I BET YOU HAVE EXPERIENCES

Me: DO NOT

Me: Far too disgusting D:

Me: What else, eat?

KC: Im on a run, I don't wanna be the one who does the bridal carriage

Me: At least someone will hire you horses

Me: then your marriage will be like Kate and William's

Me: They call each other Babykins and Big Willie :o

KC: Who, you? lol

KC: that nick made me think of something

KC: ANDIKNOWYOUKNOWTOOcuzyourjustasdirtymindedasme

Me: YA.

Me: you and me and our forever corrupted minds.

KC: Omg we're so screwed for this

KC: Big Willie rofl

Me: trolol

Me: and he's bald. Like half-bald.

KC: Harry And The Half-Bald Prince LOL I'm soooo watching it

Me: I KNOW THAT WILL REMIND YOU OF THAT

KC: WAND FIGHTS FTW

Me: BATHROOM BATHROOM

KC: omg bathroom scene lmao

Me: K BACK TO TOPIC get this done with

KC: Aight what.

Me: Do him

Me: Last resort :p

Me: that's what you want, right?

Me: That's what mem told me btw so the blame's on her

KC: wt

Me: she brainwashed me yesterday with disgusting erotic implements in her words.. D:

Me: i'm scarred for the rest of my life

KC: That foul pipe

KC: screw her for ruining my innocent baby.

Me: D; -pouts-

KC: And he can't even moan D: srsly can't do it.

Me: What age is he, like 13? D8

KC: Actually minus onew

KC: *one

KC: He's currently twelve.

(I didn't respond for like the next 4 minutes,

and when I get back she's like)

KC: Common daz
KC: i know your there stop pretending your not
KC: Type something and get back to life
KC: o ino it plz
KC: QUIT LAUGHING IN FRONT OF THE FREAKING SCREEN
Me: WHAT AGE ARE YOU AGAIN
Me: 17?
Me: AND I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'RE NOT A PEDO WHERE DID ALL YOUR INNOCENCE GO
Me: MUST BE ALEX'S WORK
KC: I AM NOT
KC: HES CUTE FOR HIS AGE
Me: OFC HE IS
Me: Alright tell me you're not kidding.
KC: I'm not D:
Me: And when you said he's busy I thought he's working...
Me: Must've been busy dating out with other ladies :p
KC: Pshyeah
KC: Fo sho.
Me: KEEP THE DREAM.
KC: CMON
KC: nyway
KC: its almost 1 here
KC: gtg snore
KC: ma's texting me mad
Me: It's already that late?
KC: Gotta prepare for the big day
Me: Get him to work lol
Me: He's still too young
Me: all green
KC: Its only 5
KC: unlike SUM1
KC: She has a bf far much older than her
KC: and i hope she realizes that im talking about her
Me: Shut up and go to sleep, you
Me: gotta go laugh my ass' off
Me: finding out my friend's a fucking pedo today, yano
Me: if not for my lunch I'd die this very minute.
KC: go to sleep too sheez xD
Me: I gotta go to school D:
KC: Right,
KC: kay then
KC: *tackleglomp
KC: love you
KC: c ya ;D
Me: love you more hun. <3
Me: -glomps back-
Me: buhbyeee.

Copying all that sure took some good time.
..can't believe I'm talking dirts D8 I lost my innocence too apparently.

Just few minutes after that I got a message from her saying she'd kill me if I put the chat log on my blog.
(you heard me pedo? Try and kill me >:D)
ifmysm kay ♥

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